Sunday, 29 September 2013

The Definition of Epic

You know when you’re at the movies or the mall and you here a giggly gaggle of teens shriek “That’s so EPIC!” and you just roll your eyes because, really, you know that Fast and the Furious 6 really wasn’t epic, and neither was the wobbly kick-flip their buddy landed. Epic is an over-used word that 21st century adolescents have hijacked and now use as a synonym for ‘awesome.’  Urban dictionary has picked up on this slang-epidemic, defining the modern day version as:
Epic
The most overused word ever, next to fail. For even more asshole points, use them together to form "epic fail." 

Everything is epic now. Epic car. Epic haircut. Epic movie. Epic album. Epic shut the f*** up.

In more classical times, the word meant something completely different. Merriam-Webster defines it as this:

 1ep·ic                                                adjective \ˈe-pik\

1: telling a story about a hero or about exciting events or adventures
2: very great or large and usually difficult or impressive

In this accurate description of the word, is where I think I can explain the trip Steve, Tim and I are on the verge of.  Tomorrow, we’ll pack the camper van and embark on 1) exciting adventures, of a 2) very great/large/difficult and impressive nature.

I think what we are all on the horizon of, will be defining. It will define us as people. It will define us as friends, and outline our tolerance.  It will twist our arms, our thoughts, our fate. It will test our patience, resilience, optimism and organization.  75 days on the road, tracing the entire coast of Australia with your fiancé and dear friend in a rented vehicle for once really deserves the word: epic.

Posts may be few and far between from here on out (as if they could get any less frequent, you say!). Internet access and cell phone reception willing, I’ll log our adventures as we go. With any luck, these next couple months will regale you with thrilling and endearing recounts of our travel.


Wish us luck!

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Whit-fun-days

Well, just when the blog started taking a turn for boring-ville, Steve and I got some more visitors! And more visitors means more travelling. Which means I get to brag about some super cool stuff we’ve done in the past few weeks. If you get jealous while you’re reading, keep in mind that I’ve just started getting over a horrendous bout of the flu and didn’t leave the apartment for 3 days straight. (Nothing comes for free!)

This adventure starts with the jolly ol’ Wignalls coming to town! My parents respectfully waited a couple of weeks after my sister’s visit before they hopped on an aircraft and made their way down under. Once again, our tiny studio apartment became teeming with life! Kind of like an urban version of the Great Barrier Reef that we were about to embark on, suitcases, dirty socks, loose change and an endless trail of empty wine bottles were peeking out of every spare nook and cranny.  We spent a few days shuffling those two around Melbourne’s hot spots – including a well-worth-the-wait meal at Mamasita’s - but Friday was the day we were all waiting for - the Whitsundays!

Friday morning we skeptically hopped onto Tiger airways and zoomed to Mackay Airport, where we jumped in our rental car and struck out across the sugar cane fields in search of the ocean. It wasn’t far away at all, and when we arrived in Airlie beach, the lure of cold beer and a sausage sizzle drove us into the tent of some celebrating sailboat racers. Even though we didn’t fit in with the seaworthy group, nobody seemed to mind. Sitting with a view of the harbor and sipping a cold one is really where the vacation started.

The sun sunk into the hills behind the sailboats and it was time for our departure on the Anaconda III. This was a sailboat that the four of us would call home for the next three days! However, when we climbed aboard the vessel and were introduced to our cabin, we were wondering exactly how we were going to survive the next few days at all! The room, quoting “2 double beds” were actually stacked on top of each other like bunk beds, which were directly beside a tiny shower/toilet arrangement and a 2x2 square of floor that all four of us could not stand on at the same time. We prayed for good weather so we wouldn't have to spend too much time in our quarters as the Anaconda patted away from the shore.


As it turns out, the hilarity of the cabin turned out to be the joke of the trip, and luckily, the worst thing we had to deal with. We lucked out with gorgeous weather, calm water, and tons of wildlife. No one got sea sick, and they didn’t run out of beer! All of us enjoyed snorkeling, tanning, and drinking VB’s throughout the days. One of the most fascinating parts of the trip had to be jumping off the side of the ship, and swimming around with the batfish, giant trevally, and Maori wrasse that loitered around the back of the boat. I think they were just interested in the leftover bologna from lunch, but we’ll say that the big wrasse enjoyed having a scratch behind the ears!



The Great Barrier Reef was just as stunning as you’d imagine; pillars of coral with thousands of fish darting in and out, beautiful colours, and looking out into the opaque blue of the water as the ocean floor dropped away. A few times, I duck-dove under and could hear the humpback whales singing and moaning in the deep. We saw an endless amount of those guys breaching off in the distance from our boat. The sight became so common that people stopped getting out their cameras to capture the moment, and just reveled in it instead. We saw sea turtles, a dugong, and my parents were privy to witness two manta rays!


With the golden opportunity right in front of us, Steve and I couldn't resist going on a SCUBA dive. Although we aren't licensed, there is an option to go on a guided swim with a professional dive instructor from the boat at a safe depth for beginners. It was amazing how heavy the gear felt on land, and when we tipped backwards over the side of the dinghy, became weightless in the ocean. It was such a cool feeling gliding among the reef, being able to stay in that world so much longer than usual. We saw a small white-tipped reef shark (and lived to tell about it!), and petted a massive sea cucumber. I think we even found Nemo (aka a brightly coloured clown-fish)! As our air dwindled down, we slowly rose to the surface and back into the light of the breathing-world. It was a really interesting experience, and strangely calming in a way. Steve and I definitely want to try it again – however, we may be spoiled from having our first trip in the GBR!



Our last stop was at the famous Whitehaven beach – sand so fine and high in silica that it can clean your jewelry! We played in the ocean, tossing a Frisbee and lapping up our last rays of Queensland sunshine.
The three days ended with our sun-soaked bodies hobbling off of the deck, hugging our new friends goodbye and looking forward to a regular hot shower in our hotel room. From Airlie, my parents flew to Sydney to taste a little more of what Australia has to offer, while Steve and I returned to Melbourne to work. Another adventure wasn’t too far behind though! The next weekend everyone was reunited and off in another rental car heading towards the Mornington Peninsula!



This weekend was of a much different nature, but just as much of a good time. When we arrived at our villa on the golf course, we could barely stifle a laugh at the sheer size of the place! We basically had a townhouse to ourselves! Going from the extreme miniature of the cabin on the boat, to separate rooms, king size beds, and a kitchen as big as our apartment back in Melbourne!

The weekend consisted of indulging in the nearby natural hot springs, a round of golf at the renowned Cape Shanck (for my parents), an afternoon of wine tastings (where my mother got more than she desired of pinot noir and chardonnay!), and a home cooked meal of kangaroo on the barbie! The trip rounded out with an ongoing tournament of Euchre, which I reluctantly admit the boys won (until next time!)  *By the way Steven, if you order your partner up, you go alone!!


 It has been surreal having so many people come visit us while we’re living down here, and I’m really glad my parents both made it this time! It was nice to see them travel again – something I hope they continue to do in their retirement together. Clearly, Steve and I have caught the travel bug, and I've heard it’s contagious. I think it would be great to do some more family tripping around the globe in the future! First stop Australia, next, who knows!